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Turn back now if you’re not into that, because I can turn a limerick into a Shakespearean epic. Because I want to find a real connection, and I feel like there’s a better chance for that if I am more of a real person to you. First things first, ~~I’m the realest~~ I’m a writer (and I don’t actually listen to Iggy Azalea).
Mostly I read fantasy – medieval, urban, whatever kind it is, I’ll probably enjoy it.
but the other part likes to laugh at them because of the plots. Guess I’m old enough now that the two faint lines between my eyebrows from scowling fearsomely at whatever I’m concentrating on are permanent.
I mean, you have a dashingly handsome Scottish laird that’s great with a sword or a kilt. They ride across the land on his horse, trading insults and stealing longing looks, and when they inevitably bang that night, it’s perfection on hooves. I won’t lie, my body needs work, and I *have* been working on it. I have a big heart and am empathetic to a fault, a trait which serves me well since I’m studying to be a therapist, please make your message subject “idiosyncrasy” if you’re actually reading this whole thing because I won't answer you if you don't, and I spend hours of spare time per week as a crisis counselor online.
Don’t laugh, it’s a nice trait to have in a companion. It’s because I often feel very sad when someone else is and I can’t help and can be very sensitive to insults and being yelled at by people I care about.
Also, I’m prone to buying any stuffed animal at the store that has a rip in it or is dirty, since no one will buy it if I don’t and I don’t want it to feel worthless.
I also secretly like to read romance novels, but that’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
Part of me is just a hopeless romantic who likes to sigh wistfully over cheesy stories before bed… I’m tall for a woman, and white enough that the proper shade of foundation for me is known as “Albino Blinder” in the classy shops and “Belly of a Dead Fish” at Target. My lips are all right – they’re quick to quirk a sarcastic grin.
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It honestly doesn't really matter to me (that much) whether you watch with CFS or join a studio site, hopefully through our links & ads.
There may or may not be a laundry basket full of stuffed animals in my closet right now.
I have a wicked sense of humor, a sharp wit, and a quick temper, which is sometimes a trio that combines to make tragedy.