Dating a southern man
Dutch women, are often very blunt in their intentions and don’t waste time with such things as flirting.If a woman flirts with a Dutch man the likely response will be “so are we going to your place or mine?Before telling you about the mistakes expats often make when dating a Dutch man, here’s a story about an incident in Amsterdam.A female friend and sometimes running partner of the Shallow Man was having a massage in a place in the Rivierenbuurt.She was behind a curtain, having a good massage when she heard a voice in English asking one of the staff, “what kind of massages do you provide here?” The staff member responded “pressure point massage.” The English voice asked, “what other kinds of massage?The previously charming Dutchmen then breaks out into a cold sweat and looks at the bill, at you, at the bill, then at you again, and there is a silence so deep that you can hear the female mice in the cafe coughing. Do not under any circumstances expect him to pay your part of the bill.This is indeed a deadly mistake, if you are hoping to see your Dutch lion again, be a good antelope and suggest quickly that you’ll split the bill.
He may even have made an attempt at flirting, romance is in the air, everything is looking promising until……….., the bill arrives.” To which the response was, “pressure point massage.” The inquisitive chap on the other side of the curtain pressed on. ” the voice of the staff member was now getting louder, “we do normal massage.” The English voice pressed on and finally got to the point, “what about a happy ending?” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.